The Muslims

Illustration by Emile Kimbneni

What happened to the band The Muslims and their new album? Be the first to find out and follow them. Meanwhile, read what they told us:

How can you claim to be true punk, when we know you took multiple showers this week?

Although we did cleanse ourselves in January of 2020, we rebuke these accusations in the name of our Lorde, Audre. #FakePunks2021

Nihilism or anarchism?

Definitely anarcho-nihilism, which it turns out, christian capitalism will inevitably lead us to. That and the climate apocalypse, apparently. We are sure it’s all in the name of God, so that’s cool. Bless.

Who do you want to dedicate this album to?

To all the goonies that never felt seen in the scene, we fuckin love you. We also want to dedicate this album to Allah, Jesus, ourselves, Munks and all possible offended parties. Special s/o to Lil Nas X haters: you're def not invited to the new new Hell party, bitch.

Where does one acquire a taste for Gentrifried Chicken?
On the edge of every city is a crusty ass cluster of hipster trash cans, waiting to spend their dad's money on a new avocado toast shop. Follow the body odor, gentrification font and 300k houses next to a janky corner store-- there's bound to be some seasonless chicken around.

We're stoked to continue to find new and creative ways to make certain people feel seen, heard, snuggled and loved. We're also stoked about making others feel wildly uncomfortable and upset. Why? cuz #petty that’s why! Our new album, Crotch Pop A Cop, comes out soon on all the things. Stream it or you're the feds.