Miss B Haven
Photo by Jackson Keys
We were missing Miss B Haven, the fabulous queen who often performs at Durham’s The Fruit. So we had to catch up:
What is your relationship deal breaker?
Awful communication. You should be allowed to feel vulnerable.
What are your thoughts on polyamory?
It’s beautiful. But thought and process are a bit different. I am a very jealous person. It’s about me, me ,me. So I cannot do polyamory. Maybe, not right now at least. Maybe there is some variation of polyamory I can try to experience. That’s the beauty about it. There are many ways you can try it.
If you were going to be on a reality TV Show which one would it be?
Most definitely, hands down, The Simple Life with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. It would be the three of us. I’m the missing link. They would have never fought if I were around.
Who is your celebrity crush?
Johnny Bravo. He was this meathead, blonde guy. He wore sunglasses all the time. I love sunglasses. This is what the ‘B’ stands for- Miss Bravo Haven.
What’s the secret you never told anyone?
I went to this grocery store and I bought organic cucumbers, but I rung them up as regular.
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